thoughtnot

These are all worth thinking about… (these were received via email, not written by me).

• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out”?
• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
• If Jimmy crackes corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
• Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
• If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can makea radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
• Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
• Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
• Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
• What do you call male ballerinas?
• Why ARE Trix only for kids?
• If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
• Why is a person that handles your money called a ‘Broker’?
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
• If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
• Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
• Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
• Why did you just sing both of the above songs?